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MEN: A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns
him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs.
Likes it in water, but his kink is that the prefers wooden tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His
erogenous zone is his genitalia.
SAGITTARIUS
22 November - 21 December WOMEN: You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on
the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong
the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the
point of losing control. You don't mind if your partner comes
too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates:
Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes!
MEN: Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly, but he'll be the first to
try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both
oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive
effect! Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he
likes to look at a woman's calves and thighs, and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings
Bizarre Laws
CALIFORNIA
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of
a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a
swimming pool.
In Belvedere, there is a City Council order which reads: "No
dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless
you already own at least two cows.
In Chico, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
results in a $500 fine.
In Los Angeles, you may not hunt moths under a street light
and toads may not be licked.
In Pacific Grove, molesting butterflies can result in a $500
fine.
In San Francisco, persons classified as "ugly" may not walk
down any street.