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Never under estimate the little old Lady....
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada
one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the
president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of
money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff
finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always
right!) The bank president ! then asked her how much she
would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out
of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how
she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of
bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000
that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid
bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to
take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000
that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since
there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with
me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a
mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no
way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:
"$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and
the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The
little old lady peered closely at his balls and ! then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely
sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank
of Canada's president's balls in my hand."