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Black And White"

For older folks only - (Under 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV
set, "Good night, David; Good night, Chet."

Dependin' on the channel you tuned You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good, felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train Superman,
Jimmy & Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night-- Life looked better
in black and white.

I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives Good
guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too much fight, I wanna
go back to black and white

In God they trusted, in bed they slept. A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their
vows. They'd never make the network now.

But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good, felt so right Life looked better in
black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody
knew wrong from right Life was better in black and white!










> HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
> Wine her,
> Dine her,
> Call her,
> Hug her,
> Support her,
> Hold her,
> Surprise her,
> Compliment her,
> Smile at her,
> Listen to her,
> Laugh with her,
> Cry with her,
> Romance her,
> Believe in her,
> Cuddle with her,
> Shop with her,
> Give her Jewelry,
> Buy her flowers,
> Hold her hand,
> Write love letters to her,
> Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
>
>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
> Show up naked,
> Bring food.
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"Black And White"

For older folks only - (Under 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV
set, "Good night, David; Good night, Chet."

Dependin' on the channel you tuned You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good, felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train Superman,
Jimmy & Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night-- Life looked better
in black and white.

I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives Good
guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too much fight, I wanna
go back to black and white

In God they trusted, in bed they slept. A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their
vows. They'd never make the network now.

But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good, felt so right Life looked better in
black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody
knew wrong from right Life was better in black and white!









10 reasons to go to work nakeds:-

*

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep
them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your
blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human
Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on
your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
ever again.