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Subject: Woodpeckers

A Pennsylvania woodpecker and a Virginia woodpecker were arguing
about which state had the toughest trees. The Pennsylvania woodpecker
said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Virginia
woodpecker challenged him and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Pennsylvania woodpecker was in awe. The Virginia woodpecker then
challenged the Pennsylvania woodpecker to peck a tree in Virginia
that was absolutely un-peckable.

The Pennsylvania woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it
and accepted the challenge. After flying to Virginia, the
Pennsylvania woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Virginia
woodpecker was able to peck the Pennsylvania tree and the
Pennsylvania woodpecker
was able to peck the Virginia tree when neither one was able to peck
the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.