[CobraDan]

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big
corporation. "You are all part of our team now,"
said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits, but please don't
eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all
working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However,
one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss
had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Okay, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been
eating Managers and no one noticed
anything, then you had to go and eat a secretary!"