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During the National Spelling Bee recently in the nation's capital,
Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that the USA was
embedded in the middle of Jerusalem, Israel's holiest city. The
revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the Joseph
Lieberman Day School in Rockville Center, Md. When young Levin was
asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied, "J E R- USA - L E M."
An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized, for the
first time, a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents
immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward
Israel.

"It's a clear violation of church and state," said Mohammed Ahlee,
lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite. Bee officials quickly denied
any wrongdoing, asserting that the Muslims were merely disgruntled
because Rajeed Raheed, a seventh grader from Al Kaydah Junior High,
had been eliminated earlier for misspelling Afghanistan as Afghanustan.
"There is no 'A-N-U-S' in the middle of Afghanistan," said one bee
official, "unless you believe bin Laden is still hiding there."

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"I'm very lucky. If it wasn't for golf I don't know what I'd
be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been
a plant somewhere." -- Lee Trevino

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"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship.
It's entitled, 'Women are From Venus, Men Are Wrong.'" --Unknown

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Did you hear about the new Jewish game show?
The Price Is Too Much.