The police respond to a neighbor's call late at nite about screaming coming fromthe house next door. After breaking down the door, the detectives observe a man with a bloody golf club in his hands, standing over a dead woman. He has blood all over his clothes.
The detective, jotting down notes in a notebook, asks the bloody man with the club, " That your wife ?"
Man with the club answers "yep"
Detective : "Get into a fight ?"
Man : "yep"
Detective : "How many times did you hit her , 9 or 10 ? "
Man : " Yep, but put me down for a 5 !"
