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Old 08-21-2002, 08:26 PM
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At a small rural church in Texas....
On Sunday in the middle of the sermon, suddenly Satan appears in the midst of the congregation, starting a stampede for the door. Satan, feeling he has done a good days work cracks a smile until he notices a single old man sitting calmly in the back. Satan goes up to him, bellows "Do you know who I am?!?" "Yep" replies the old man. Satan: "Do you know I can kill you with a single word, or make you live in excruciating torment for eternity?" "Yep" again from the old man. "Are you not fearful???"
"Nope." "WHY NOT? What strength have you to resist Satan!" The old man met Satan's gaze and calmly replied..."Can't be any worse than bein' married to your older sister for 42 years!"
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