[CobraDan]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the
owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box,and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there
was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a
few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few
minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more
time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting,"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have
a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"