[CobraDan]

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said,"It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked. The front of the
church fills first."
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young
people back to church, so I supported you when you brought
in that rock 'n roll gospel choir, and we are packed to the
balcony."
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas of youth."
"Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru Confessional."
"But Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon
sign, "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell", can't stay on the church roof!"