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A 70 YEAR OLD MAN WAS FISHING AND AS HE WAS SITTING IN HIS BOAT, HE HEARD A
VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP." HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANYONE.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP." HE
LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG.

THE MAN SAID "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"?

THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll
TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE
MOST WONDERFUL
SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."

THE MAN LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN
REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST
POCKET.

THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU NUTS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID
KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD."

THE MAN OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D
RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG.