[Fred Douglass]

Waiting for you to pick up on the complimentary historical reference....Mustafa (hint: "Ata...boy...")
Wouldn't trade wifey anyway---she's a livin' doll---dunno about the Gallery FUBAR---will do some hackin' on it presently---may end up dumpin' the entire NORAD net....
Now....to Plan B...let's start with the prospect that it will involve a positively Byzantine scam under the guidance of a certain sheepophilic lawyer known well and beloved by all hands....details to follow