Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to
the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!",
he called into the cave. Then he listened very closely
until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! ooooo!".
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or
what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an
answer back, it means there is a girl in there
waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to
the opening of
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! "Wooooo!
Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore
off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he
was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this
cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran. The following day, the headline of the local
newspaper read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN
