[CobraDan]

A lawyer was opening the door of his BMW when suddenly a car came along and
hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the
scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious
BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.

"Geez! Could you be more materialistic?" asked the officer. "You're so
worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was
ripped off!"

The lawyer finally noticed the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Oh ****! Lost my Rolex too???!!!"