[bonyhadi]

A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during
their honeymoon, but when the honeymoon was over they had to adjust
their sex schedule to their work schedule.
So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they
would go to bed at 5:15. In the door at 5, in the sack at 5:15. This
went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with a respiratory infection went to the doctor to get a course of antibiotics.
The shots & pills killed all the germs inside her except for three, and these
three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their
survival plans.
One germ said, "I'm going to hide between two toes on her left foot, I
don't think the antibiotics will find me there."
A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear, I don't
think they'll find me there."
The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15
pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it."
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What young people can learn from watching porn

1. Women very often wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted while masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with fear or embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy during sex.

11. People in the 70s couldn't have sex unless there was a wild guitar solo in
the background.

12. Those breasts are common and are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't
disgusted!)

16. Many woman enjoy and seek double penetration. 7. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,
the boyfriend won't bash you if you shove your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's no reason or excuse (plot) needed to justify the gratuitous sex scenes.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a slaps on the butt.

21. Nurses desire to give oral sex to their patients.

22. Men always pull out, in order to shower their love on the partner.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll
only be momentarily pissed off before taking on the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches...or periods, and are always ready.

25. When a woman is giving her partner oral sex, it's important for him to talk
dirty and insultingly to her.

26. Women like anal sex, and no one ever talks about being clean or unwanted consequences.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
and find a penis in there.

29. Men don't have to beg or pay much attention to foreplay

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

31. The most common sexual positions are ones which would show the most to a camera.

32. Women like to switch partners during sex, and all women are bi-sexual and like to do anything with anybody.

33. Make up your own.
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