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A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children while they drew. She would occasionally walk
around to see each child's work. As she got to one little
girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing
God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking
up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a
minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one
little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."



An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her
parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but
three girls helped me catch him."



One day a little girl was sitting and watching
her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother has several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on
her brunette head. She looked at her mother and
inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every
time that you do something wrong and make me cry
or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation
for while and then said, Momma, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?"



A three-year-old went with his dad to see a
litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly
informed his mother that there were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his
mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked
underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the
bottom."



The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grownup
and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't
empty."