[CobraDan]

Willie comes home from work, as he walks in the door Ethel grabs him and says, "Come on, Willie, we're going upstairs!"
Willie replies, "OK. That's one of my favorite things!"
As soon as they get upstairs, Ethel grabs Willie, throws him down on the bed and jumps aboard. Willie protests, "Stop, Stop, We can't do it that way anymore!"
Ethel asks, "What do you mean Willie, I like it that way, and so do you."
Willie replies, "You're sure right on that, in fact that is one of my favorite things. But if we do it that way any more I'll lose my job."
Ethel asks, "What do you mean Willie? That doesn't make any sense!"
Willie explains, "The boss called me in the office today and told me, 'Willie, You screw up one more time, and you're fired!'"