Tell the wife to get a scarf. And if she wants to be with her 'sweetest' she better get with the program!
What is it with women? For mothers day, valentines, sweetest day, anniversaries, birthdays, you name the holiday...... we are supposed to make over them like some love sick teenager and bend to their every whim! If you do show up with flower, chocolate, jewelry, a trip to some place 'romantic' and then swoon over her the entire time, you name is Mud.
What do we get? Fathers day? Hell I usually go golfing and am shocked if there is a hot meal when I get home. As Chris Rock said 'Feed me, F#$& me and shut the F#$& up'!
Of course we do get the cool cars
Just kidding guys. I have been know to do ALL of the above in the name of peace and easy living. And honey, if you read this, wouldn't trade it for the world!
