[CobraDan]

A girl brings an inexperienced guy home one night. They get into her
apartment, and immediately she suggests that they do "69."

"What the hell is that?" Asks the guy.

Realizing he's inexperienced, she trys to explain "I put my head in
between your legs, and you put your head in between mine."

Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the
moment, he agrees to try it. The second they get into position, she lets
out a rip-roaring fart!

"What was that for???" He asks.

"Ooops!..sorry, let's try it again" she says. So, they get into position
again, and..once more she lets a big one loose! The guy gets up and
starts to put his coat on.

"Wait, where are you going??" She asks.

The guy says "if you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those,
you're crazy!!"