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In Melbourne,Florda one of the radio stations paid moneh ($100 to $500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. this one netted the winner $500.....I was due that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning a call from the doctor's office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and around 8:45 a.m. already. The trip to the doctor's office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have time to spare. As most women do, I am sure, I like take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed up stairs, threw off my robe, wet the wash cloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink,taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the hamper, put on my clothes in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the wating room only a few minutes when the doctor called me in. knowing the procedure,as I am sure you do.I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little suprised when the doctor said "My.....We've taken a little extra effort this morning, havn't we?....but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, ect, at 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was getting ready to go to school dance, when she call down from the bathroom, "Mom-where's my washcloth?' I called back for her to get one from the linen closet. She called back, "No- I need that one that was here by the sink- it had my glitter and sparkles in it for the dance tonight"
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