[CobraDan]

You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For
you non-Texans.. the container for this 'snuff' is very
large, flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his
back jeans pocket.

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) (she may
be a blonde too but it wasn't stated) confided to her
sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the
Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some

real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have
sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to
how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a
Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that
Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"

"And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those
guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full
gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the
horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a
real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they
carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my
mind!"