[CobraDan]

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas
season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was
delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a
house and realized that they had so much mail that
it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock
on the door.

As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman
stood staring at him. The mailman said "I'm sorry
for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your
mail into your box, so here it is."

The woman looked at him and said, "Why don't you
come in and take a break - it's cold outside!" The
mailman agreed an stepped into the house.

A few minutes later, the woman says, "I have an
idea. Let's go upstairs and make love!" The
woman was quite beautiful, so the mailman followed
her.

After a while, the two came back down the stairs.
The mailman said, "Wow, that was great but I must
be getting back to my route."

The lady replied, "Oh, don't go yet, let's have
some breakfast!" She then opened the door to the
dining room and the table was covered with food.
After the meal, the mailman said, "Okay, I've
really got to go!"

The woman replied, "Well, thank you," and handed
him a one dollar bill.

The mailman was confused. "What's going on here?
You invite me in, make love to me, cook me a great
breakfast, then hand me a dollar!"

The woman replied, "Well, I asked my husband the
other day what he thought we should give the
mailman for Christmas. He said,'Oh, screw him!
Give'em a dollar!' But breakfast was my idea!"