[CobraDan]

It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot" she mused as she walked down main street. She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out thru the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?" She walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it's so hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer. "The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks! Und how's yer pecker?"