[CobraDan]

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly
offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had
asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I
had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if
I
asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had

asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would
ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous indignation, the
guy says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just
because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."