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There was a couple married for 50 yrs and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him "honey I never knew that after 50 yrs you would still love me the same way you did 50 yrs ago".

The husband looks at the wife and ask her " honey remember 50 yrs ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked".

And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?

She replies no.

The husband replies he told me that if I didn't marry you that he would have me locked up in prison for 50 yrs.

The wife looks at the husband and says "and?"

So the husband replies"**** I could have been a free man by now"