[CobraDan]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well," said the man, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."