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How the Internet Began

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of
Abraham Com
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed,
she had been called Amazon Dot Com.

She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from
town to
town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy
tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags
short of
a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between
to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply
telling
you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the
drums and
delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with
the
drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham
sold all
the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his
tent.

But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secret
himself
inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the
young men
did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to
camel
dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican
Siderites, or
NERDS for short.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the

deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches
were going
to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up
every drum
company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that
would work
only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
by
others."

And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to
be known
"eBay" he said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"YAHOO," said Abraham.

And that is how it all began. It wasn't Al Gore after all.