[Hotfingrs]

> The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent,
> and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful
> friend.
>
> "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
>
> "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
>
> Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
> there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
> to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
> the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
> it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
>
> The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto, you Dumb
> Ass,! someone has stolen our tent."
>