[CobraDan]

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the left and the other drive goes to the right.
The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball.
She hits a beautiful second shot but in the process she hacks the heck out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks the path to the golfer's bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups.
From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappeared as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Honey, where are you?"
"I'm over here in the pu$$y willows," he hollers.
The wife screams back, "Don't hit the ball!!!! Don't hit the ball!!!!"