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Old 11-11-2002, 02:24 AM
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It was at a cocktail party and the guy was getting nowhere with a really stunning blonde.
Finally, he consulted the host a buddy about the situation and the latter thought a bit, then said, "Look let me mix her up one of my special Zombies.
It'll get her so stiff that she'll go to bed with ya just like your wife."
"Hell no." reacted the guy. "I don't want her THAT stiff."
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