[Hotfingrs]

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> >Too Late
> >The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and
> >walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a
> >policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
> >"I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture
> >at this hour?" the cop asked.
> >"My wife," said the man.
> >