[Hotfingrs]

I recently picked a new primary care physician.
> > After two visits and
> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly
> > well" for my age.
> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
> > resist asking him,
> > "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
> > He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink
> > beer?"
> > "Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."
> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
> > bar-b-qued ribs?
> > I said, "No, I've heard that all "red meat" is very
> > unhealthy!"
> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like
> > playing golf?" he asked.
> > "No I don't," I said.
> > He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
> > around with sexy
> > women(men)?",
> > "No," I said, "I've never done any of those
> > things."
> > He look at me and said, "Then why in hell do you
> > want to live to be 80??"
>