[Hotfingrs]

Subject: stupid hints
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> >Stupid Hint #1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
> >pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is
> >almost instantly removed.
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> >Stupid Hint #2 Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> >someone else to hold them while you chop away Stupid Hint #3 Don't buy
> >expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of
> >frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
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> >Stupid Hint #4 Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl
> >makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
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> >Stupid Hint #5 An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes
> >a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
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> >Stupid Hint #6 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
> >seat by simply pissing in the sink.
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> >Stupid Hint #7 High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and
> >bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
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> >Stupid Hint #8 A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will
> >prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
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