[Hotfingrs]

>Subject: The suit
> >
> >
> >When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand
> >was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he
> >had some very good news for him.
> >
> >"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly
> >suit we've had so long!"
> >
> >"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the
> >manager asked.
> >
> >"That's the one!"
> >
> >That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that
> >monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell
> >me. Why is your hand bandaged?"
> >
> >"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog
> >bit me