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Old 11-17-2002, 08:21 AM
Fred Douglass Fred Douglass is offline
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Thumbs up Uh-h-h-h BLACKJACK, I dunno how to break this to you, BUTT:

1. O. J. DID do exactly that! So did most of the members of the "Dream Team"!!!
2. Shelby is offering 2 (TWO) versions of the new "Shelby Riding Mower"---BB and SB, of course!
3. Shelby is also marketing (aside from his chili sauce):
-peanut butter
-"Shelby Speed Shift" underarm deoderant
-Carrol Shelby Chi-pet likenesses ('busts")
-a CS "transformer" toy---it converts a normal, well-heeled Shelby cobra-client into a mumbling pauper!
-Carrol Shelby lawn-fertilizer (free if you buy both versions of the rider-mowers--a mere $220,000 outlay): the "Lawn Chili" (as it's marketed) is composed of shredded Shelby brochures---oddly, it's indistinguishable from Melorganite!
-CS Pogo sticks (complete with autographed roll-bar, to conform to all Lefty safety-nazi regs)
-CS autographed aftershave (smells oddly like racing-fuel)
-and finally........CS autographed underwear---doubly absorbant in those "critical areas"
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