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Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father Ken, I
kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time.
I'm 'fraid someone will break dey laig, so I fix de hole. "
Priest: "Well, that's not so bad."
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a leetle lumber left."
Priest: "What did you do with it?"
Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog, Phideaux, he ain't never had no place to
get outta de wether, so I make him his own leetle doghouse."
Priest: "OK, anything else?"
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a leetle lumber left.
So you know, my truck, she ain't never had no place
to get outta de wether either, so I make her
a two car garage."
Priest: "Now, this is getting a little out of hand."
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I still had a leetle lumber left."
Priest: "Yes?"
Boudreaux: "Well, my wife, she always want a bigger house. So I add two
bedrooms and a new bat'room."
Priest: "OK! That's definitely too much. For your penance, you are going
to have to make a Novena. You do know how to make a Novena, don't you?"
Boudreaux: "No, Father...But, if you got de plans, I got de lumber."
WOW!!!!!!