We are a bunch of country hicks,
We are a bunch of country hicks.
We really are a bunch of country hicks,
We feel at home when we are in the sticks,
We thunk we are fairly good at farmin'
We sure ain't no good at thut there book larning'
They call our school a university,
It's a lot more like a clink, clinkity clink.
Attending it sure is an adversity.
Enough to make you want to take a little drink
Take a little drink. Maybe take a great big drink.
Fish really envy all those Senior coots,
They get to wear them protective boots.
Slick spots you step on in the barnyard soil,
Are very, very, very seldom
oil.
They tell us the flies of Texas are upon us,
Our campus barnyard really stinks, stinks like heck!
Conditions there are very odorous.
Enough to make you want to take a little drink,
Take a little drink. Maybe take two great big drinks.
We'll save our money, put it in a soil bank,
We'll now forget the words [-pause-]
We'll save our money, put it in a soil bank,
We'll now forget the words [-pause-]
It is a fer piece down to the outhouse,
If it is too far, stop out at the smokehouse.
Tra la la, la la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la Latrine.
It is a fer piece down to the outhouse,
If it is too far, stop out at the smokehouse.
Uncle Sam, he wants to see us eat. Hey!
We'll get paid if we don't raise any wheat. Hey!
Learning how to raise no crops at all,
Is how the Texas Aggies have a ball.
Uncle Sam, he wants to see us eat. Hey!
We'll get paid if we don't raise any wheat. Hey!
Learning how to raise no crops at all,
Is how the Texas Aggies have a ball.
