To the tune of "Spirit of Aggieland"
Cow manure may be impure
But of this you may be sure,
When it's time to fertilize
It's the one that wins the prize.
Walking through the barnyard through slime and ooze
Is how the Aggies shine their shoes.
No shoe polish is sold in Bryan
Because of the Aggies special shine.
Cleaning the barnyard and pulling plows
Slopping the hogs and milking cows,
Are some of the courses selected from
The A & M curriculum.
Courses in building outdoor pots
Are flunked by lots and lots,
But those who pass it with A's and B's
Are awarded PHD's.
(all in good fun)
ps. Aggies, were any of you CT's or BQ's ???
(Corp TURDS or Band QUEERS for those who do not speak Aggie-ese... it's their terms, not UT's!!!)
pss... doing a fine job with this website forum