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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
> >confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street
> >and asked him to cover for him.
> >The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him
> >to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what
> >to do.
> >The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few
> >minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
> >The priest asks, 'What did you do?'
> >The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'
> >The priest says, 'How many times?'
> >And the woman replies, 'Three.'
> >Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'
> >
> >A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father
> >forgive me for I have sinned.'
> >
> >'What did you do?'
> >
> >'I committed adultery.'
> >
> >'How many times?'
> >
> >'Three times.'
> >
> >The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no
> >more.'
> >
> >The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
> >
> >A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for
> >I have sinned.'
> >
> >The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'
> >
> >The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'
> >
> >The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'
> >
> >The woman replies, 'Once.'
> >
> >The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week,
> >three for $5.'
> >
> >