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Old 11-27-2002, 06:16 AM
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What makes 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is

Represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,

B U L L S H ! T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A $$S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%


NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
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