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Old 11-27-2002, 08:30 PM
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Smile HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddler her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Tease her.
9. Stroke her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the end of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.
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