[CobraDan]

Helga and the Barkeep

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast
in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a
seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to
drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee
cold beer".
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"