[Art Burtt]

Four guys played golf every Sat.for 25 years,7:30 rain or shine.
One Sat. one of the guys wasn't there when the other three
got to the golf course. They wait for 1/2 hour ,then tee off without him. They do not hear from him for a whole week,but
on the next Sat. there he is 7:30 like always. They ask him where
the hell were you last week? He replies I don't want to talk about it. One guy says oh no you don't we have played together for 25 years and you don't show up and now you won't tell us what happened. Finally the guy relents and tells his friends
that he was born with both sets of sex organs,and his doctor
told him as he got older he would have to decide which sex he
wanted to be. Last Sat. I was in the hospital for my operation and I'm happy to say I am now 100% male. One of his buddies
replies You stupid bastard all these years you could have been hitting from the womens tees!