[Hotfingrs]

>Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first
> >guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
> >will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> >
> >The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off
> >his glasses and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> >"Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about nuclear power?"
> >
> >"OK," said the second guy. "That could be an interesting topic.
> >But let me ask you a question first.
> >
> >"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer
> >excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
> >produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> >
> >"Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."
> >
> >"Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
> >discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
> >