[Hotfingrs]

>An old man turned 105 and was being interviewed by a
> >reporter for
> >a local paper. During the interview, the reporter
> >noticed that the
> >yard was full of children of all ages playing together.
> >
> >A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and
> >the reporter,
> >keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.
> >
> >"Are these your grand kids?" the reporter asked.
> >
> >"Naw sir, they all be my youngens," the old man replied
> >with a sly
> >grin.
> >
> >"Your kids?" asked the reporter. "What about this
> >beautiful young
> >lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your
> >children too?"
> >
> >"Naw sir," said the old man, "She be my wife."
> >
> >"Your wife?" said the surprised reporter. "But she
> >can't be more
> >than 19 years old."
> >
> >"Thass right," said the old man with pride.
> >
> >"Well surely you can't have a sex life with you being
> >105 and she's
> >only 19," the reporter remarked.
> >
> >"Naw sir," said the old man. "We have sex every night.
> >Every night
> >two of my boys helps me on it, and every morning six of
> >my boys
> >helps me off."
> >
> >"Wait just a minute," said the reporter. "Why does it
> >take only two of
> >your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to
> >take you off?"
> >
> >"Cause," the spry old man said with a balled fist, "I
> >fights 'em!"
> >
> >