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ADAM AND GOD
One day God called Adam to come forth and he told Adam, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news I've given you two heads; the bad new is I've only given you enough blood to run one of them at a time."
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''Life's tough.....it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
life's goal should be; "to be smarter than inanimate objects"
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