[Hotfingrs]

Helpful Hint #1
> >If you are choking on an ice cube...don't panic...Simply pour a jug of
> >boiling water down your throat and presto!...The blockage is almost
> >instantly removed...
> >Helpful Hint #2
> >Clumsy?...Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> >someone else to hold them while you chop away...
> >Helpful Hint #3
> >Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms...just buy an ordinary one and slip a
> >handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on...
> >Helpful Hint #4
> >Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the
> >fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner...
> >Helpful Hint #5
> >An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful
> >inexpensive vibrator... (and what a gift to give for "the one who has
> >everything!)
> >Helpful Hint #6
> >Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply
> >p***ing in the sink...
> >Helpful Hint #7
> >High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
> >while...thus reducing the pressure in your veins...
> >Helpful Hint #8
> >A mouse trap...placed on top on of your alarm clock...will prevent you from
> >rolling over and going back to sleep...
> >Helpful Hint #9
> >If you have a bad cough...take a large dose of laxatives...then you will be
> >afraid to cough...
> >Helpful hint #10
> >Have a bad tooth ache?...hit your thumb with a hammer...then you will
> >forget about the toothache...
> >