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Old 12-19-2002, 11:22 AM
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A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter!

When confronted,he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.....I'm a gynecologist."
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