[turnpike boy]

A lawyer is driving down the road one day in his chauffered limosine. He comes upon a small, disheveled house and notices a man in rags eating the grass in front of the house. The lawyer calls out to the chauffeur to stop. He rolls the window down and asks the man why he's eating the grass. The man replies "It is because I am so poor that I cannot afford any food". The lawyer then says "That's awful - get in the car and come with me to my house." The man then says "But I have a wife and 3 small children who are hungry too", whereupon the lawyer says "By all means, bring them too." So the man rounds up the family, they get into the lawyers limosine, and head off to his house. The man says "Thank you so much, sir, I was becoming desperate". The lawyer responds "Not a problem, you'll love it at my place, the grass must be at least a foot high by now".