[CobraDan]

I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there
was a darn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I
didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.